Gary the Retard
Gary The Retard (born in 1952 and currently living in Albany, Oregon) is a frequent guest on The Howard Stern Radio Show. Gary is mentally challenged. His toothless grin, thick glasses and cheerful attitude make him a favorite among listeners. He is frequently antagonized by Artie, who merely has to say “RETARD!” to elicit an angry yelling tirade from Gary. On August 12, 1998 he was scheduled to appear on the show but got lost at the airport.
A listener who worked at the airport eventually found him and called the show. In 2003, Gary was a member of the show’s weekly football pool along with Daniel Carver , Gary Dell’Abate’s son Jackson, and a chicken named Sanders. Gary the Retard notoriously picked the Seattle Seahawks to win every week, as they are the only NFL team he knows. He works at Burgerville, USA and recently claimed to have a girlfriend that just got out of jail. It has been confirmed by Gary that the woman has been taking advantage of his handicap to get money and access to the show.
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Gary … I know you from a long time ago … I used work with you guys at Beaver Bowl when you bowled on a league there and my aunt is Virgina Patrick that worked at the Opportunity Center. I used to go down there and say hello.. Have a good one … And don’t let no bitches take your cash …
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One time Gary called in and got into an argument with Artie. At one point he randomly started calling Artie “Daddy” which totally creeped him out. When was was that?
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Who’s the man you the man Gary! You are super funny..You make me laugh! Go Gary!
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Gary is great! Fuck everyone who wants to disrespect him!!! Can you live like him and get that much love ?? Cheers to you Gary
Gary is great. I wish we were friends for real. He can roll with my posse anytime!
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Hello Gary, I am big fan of yours. You’re such a nice person and always entertaining. Thank you for all the great memories. We love you Gary
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I fucking love watching you on Stern’s show, yes you’re a retard but you are very enjoyable and very confident about yourself. That is very mature of you, and i’m glad that you are what you are. Thanks for the laughs, buddy, and I hope to see you again soon. You rock Gary !
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Gary you put your penis in my heiney and I gave birth to a Sloth looking spawn of satan. We need to talk about child payments asap. See you in court
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why did you leave me after the stern show just give me a call i miss you
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Gary is a well-meaning guy who seems proud of the title “Gary the Retard” that Howard gave him.
ATTN: howard stern
Regarding your comment “the only reason i let you on my show is cuz you sucked my dick” All I’ve got to say is that though Gary is nice he doesn’t give away something for nothing so if he did that for you what did you do for him.
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