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Gary the Retard

Gary The Retard (born in 1952 and currently living in Albany, Oregon) is a frequent guest on The Howard Stern Radio Show. Gary is mentally challenged. His toothless grin, thick glasses and cheerful attitude make him a favorite among listeners. He is frequently antagonized by Artie, who merely has to say “RETARD!” to elicit an angry yelling tirade from Gary. On August 12, 1998 he was scheduled to appear on the show but got lost at the airport.

A listener who worked at the airport eventually found him and called the show. In 2003, Gary was a member of the show’s weekly football pool along with Daniel Carver , Gary Dell’Abate’s son Jackson, and a chicken named Sanders. Gary the Retard notoriously picked the Seattle Seahawks to win every week, as they are the only NFL team he knows. He works at Burgerville, USA and recently claimed to have a girlfriend that just got out of jail. It has been confirmed by Gary that the woman has been taking advantage of his handicap to get money and access to the show.



  1. Anonymous says:

    Gary i love you!!!!

  2. M MOLNAR says:


  3. danny tardif says:

    lol oh gary thank you you fucking retard!!! got in so much trouble the first time my mom caught me watching the show and laughing at you lmfao!!! thank you…

  4. Anonymous says:

    Fuck you

  5. Anonymous says:

    Gary your the best

  6. gary duvall says:

    Gary . you were the man bro. we share the same first name. Guess i was half a RE. I would love to broadcast someday and be just as funny as you were man. Gary from CSB School Boston. Maybe someday. Guess a guy can dream….

  7. ky says:

    Hey Gary, Come on the show again!

  8. wtf says:

    Someone made this dude a website just for this little piece of information? Damn his name stands true.

  9. Chuck Norris says:

    Happy birthday, Gary!

    From Salem!

  10. gary j says:

    hell yes – we love you!

  11. philip rooney says:


  12. Jason says:

    Gary … I know you from a long time ago … I used work with you guys at Beaver Bowl when you bowled on a league there and my aunt is Virgina Patrick that worked at the Opportunity Center. I used to go down there and say hello.. Have a good one … And don’t let no bitches take your cash …

  13. Anonymous says:

    Gary the Retard….some of my best memories come from laughing at you

  14. greener says:

    hey lads

  15. Anonymous says:

    i love u im sahra

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  18. gary says:

    hey gary, im gary… i have a cute little gray. gray is gary re-arranged..

  19. tommy says:

    Hey fuck you gary!!!!!

  20. Barry the Retard says:

    Me and you baby go make smoochy time and have nice fun yes! I have a Weener like yous and gud time me n you all day baby and I put mine in yurs all day baby util you say ouch? Happy time Gary ?

  21. BostonChick says:

    You’re a sweetheart, Gary!

  22. jj says:

    hey gary!

  23. kev says:


  24. jessikka says:

    we love you xx

  25. mike says:

    gary i was just watching the janessa brazil howard episode and you were awesome on it! you are so lucky to fell het boobs! god bless and i hope everything is going great

  26. Fa Fa Fo Hi says:

    One time Gary called in and got into an argument with Artie. At one point he randomly started calling Artie “Daddy” which totally creeped him out. When was was that?

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  30. Rocky says:

    Gary is the fucking man!

  31. Dee Cee says:

    Seahawks win Super bowl!

  32. Rick says:

    Gary for president!!!!

  33. Harmony says:

    Who’s the man you the man Gary! You are super funny..You make me laugh! Go Gary!

  34. bob says:

    Gary do regards wipe their ass good or do they leave a lot of poo up in there?

  35. Anonymous says:

    Gary is great! Fuck everyone who wants to disrespect him!!! Can you live like him and get that much love ?? Cheers to you Gary

  36. Mike says:

    Gary is great. I wish we were friends for real. He can roll with my posse anytime!

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  38. FrankGarrett says:

    Gawddayum retarded muthafugger yew!

  39. Celtic Joe says:

    Hello Gary, I am big fan of yours. You’re such a nice person and always entertaining. Thank you for all the great memories. We love you Gary

  40. Anonymous says:

    Seems like a retarded person made this website

  41. Anonymous says:

    Hey Gary you’re great man keep it up!

  42. clout571 says:

    I fucking love watching you on Stern’s show, yes you’re a retard but you are very enjoyable and very confident about yourself. That is very mature of you, and i’m glad that you are what you are. Thanks for the laughs, buddy, and I hope to see you again soon. You rock Gary !

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  44. Bud says:

    I use to work with Gary at burger ills I was 18 he was cool

  45. Bud says:

    Burgerville damn auto correct

  46. Gary i am in cleveland, i look like you a lot, i will send a picture of me to you.

  47. Anonymous says:

    R-E-D ! Good job

  48. rob jabbaz says:

    big fan gary. all the best

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  54. Anonymous says:

    Gary! Do you think you and Wendy will ever hook up? You’re the best!

  55. Me says:

    Gary, you da man

  56. Anniel Hernandez says:

    I’ll SUCK YOUR WEEEEEEEEN!!!! Lmao!!!!

  57. Jack R says:

    You seem like such a nice guy Gary!

  58. Anonymous says:

    Sup Gary

  59. Hugedickmoe says:

    Hey you toothless ugly fuck. How about I shove my balls and my dick in your faggot mouth ?

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  61. Anonymous says:

    Nigger boner dick pee and titty milk

  62. Anonymous says:

    I funnel hot tar into my ass with road cones and Lance the boils on my dick with hot syringes full of heroin

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    Big nigger ejaculate

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    Dr dre’s big black dick cum

  65. skankhunt42 says:

    Gary your so fucking retarded that it make me smile evrytime i watch you

  66. skankhunt42 says:

    gary i will pay 500$ to meet you

  67. Hilda says:

    Gary you put your penis in my heiney and I gave birth to a Sloth looking spawn of satan. We need to talk about child payments asap. See you in court

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  69. Brando says:

    What up Gary you and beet are cool muddafuckas, saying hi from Yukon Territory Canada

  70. Cory says:

    Whats up Gary….Wendy is a diaper wearing Retarded Cunt.

  71. Anonymous says:

    Love ya Gary!

  72. leah G says:

    Love ya heaps !

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  74. justyn says:

    Gary your way smarter than miho retard

  75. Brick says:

    OMG teach me how to get that smart. by the way what is 2×2

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  77. zainy says:

    Gary is on paltalk. Download Paltalk and go to the chat room “Pick and BigTonys Bar” His screename is Gary_Wackpacker ! He’s there every day.


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